MiddlesbroughBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  Scunthorpe | 5 | 0 | 0 | 12:0 | 100 |
| 2. |  Yeovil | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13:3 | 100 |
| 3. |  Oxford | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:4 | 100 |
| 4. |  Shrewsbury | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:3 | 100 |
| 5. |  Mansfield Town | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 6. |  AFC Rochdale | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 7. |  Barrow AFC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 8. |  Hastings Unite | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 9. |  Aldershot To | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 10. |  Exeter City | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:2 | 100 |
| 11. |  Port Vale | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 12. |  Chesterfield | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 13. |  Gillingham | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 14. |  Doncaster | 6 | 2 | 1 | 19:4 | 74 |
| 15. |  Peterborough | 5 | 4 | 0 | 19:6 | 70 |
| 16. |  Nuneaton Borou | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6:3 | 67 |
| 17. |  Bradford City | 13 | 6 | 6 | 40:30 | 60 |
| 18. |  Wigan | 8 | 8 | 2 | 24:13 | 59 |
| 19. |  Huddersfield | 32 | 11 | 20 | 111:77 | 57 |
| 20. |  Wolverhampton | 31 | 13 | 19 | 102:93 | 56 |
| 21. |  Reading | 14 | 5 | 9 | 37:27 | 56 |
| 22. |  Swansea City | 10 | 5 | 6 | 30:24 | 56 |
| 23. |  Grimsby | 11 | 3 | 8 | 42:34 | 55 |
| 24. |  Hull City | 14 | 5 | 10 | 47:40 | 54 |
| 25. |  Luton | 6 | 3 | 4 | 20:16 | 54 |
| 26. |  Notts | 16 | 5 | 12 | 60:47 | 54 |
| 27. |  Derby County | 47 | 24 | 34 | 176:144 | 52 |
| 28. |  Milton | 5 | 7 | 2 | 17:12 | 52 |
| 29. |  Stoke City | 30 | 16 | 22 | 100:80 | 52 |
| 30. |  Brighton | 8 | 4 | 6 | 18:18 | 52 |
| 31. |  Millwall | 12 | 6 | 10 | 43:31 | 50 |
| 32. |  Rotherham | 5 | 3 | 4 | 11:9 | 50 |
| 33. |  Stanley | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 34. |  Carlisle | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:2 | 50 |
| 35. |  Wycombe | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:4 | 50 |
| 36. |  Sheffield W. | 38 | 14 | 34 | 150:128 | 50 |
| 37. |  West Brom | 36 | 17 | 31 | 110:108 | 50 |
| 38. |  Birmingham | 38 | 21 | 32 | 127:118 | 49 |
| 39. |  Blackpool | 17 | 9 | 15 | 76:63 | 49 |
| 40. |  Preston | 30 | 18 | 26 | 110:106 | 49 |
| 41. |  Bury | 9 | 6 | 8 | 41:34 | 48 |
| 42. |  Tottenham | 32 | 21 | 30 | 133:128 | 47 |
| 43. |  Norwich City | 12 | 10 | 11 | 47:34 | 46 |
| 44. |  West Ham | 20 | 11 | 20 | 70:68 | 46 |
| 45. |  Barnsley | 9 | 2 | 10 | 30:28 | 46 |
| 46. |  Sheffield U. | 31 | 15 | 33 | 117:113 | 46 |
| 47. |  Charlton | 19 | 14 | 19 | 69:69 | 46 |
| 48. |  Oldham | 8 | 6 | 8 | 32:33 | 45 |
| 49. |  Bolton W. | 36 | 23 | 38 | 159:152 | 45 |
| 50. |  Crystal Palace | 8 | 3 | 9 | 21:27 | 45 |
| 51. |  Man. City | 39 | 22 | 42 | 161:147 | 45 |
| 52. |  Ipswich Town | 14 | 13 | 15 | 50:47 | 44 |
| 53. |  Brentford | 8 | 6 | 9 | 32:29 | 43 |
| 54. |  Burnley | 18 | 14 | 21 | 78:88 | 43 |
| 55. |  Leicester | 17 | 20 | 19 | 74:75 | 42 |
| 56. |  Coventry | 16 | 14 | 19 | 56:61 | 42 |
| 57. |  Leeds United | 25 | 21 | 30 | 101:111 | 42 |
| 58. |  Cardiff City | 14 | 7 | 18 | 43:40 | 42 |
| 59. |  Fulham | 11 | 8 | 14 | 38:44 | 41 |
| 60. |  Nottingham | 18 | 26 | 21 | 83:80 | 41 |
| 61. |  Watford | 8 | 6 | 11 | 31:32 | 40 |
| 62. |  Rangers | 12 | 10 | 17 | 51:58 | 39 |
| 63. |  Bristol City | 14 | 12 | 20 | 55:64 | 39 |
| 64. |  Blackburn | 30 | 29 | 43 | 130:149 | 39 |
| 65. |  Sunderland | 33 | 27 | 50 | 138:165 | 38 |
| 66. |  Portsmouth | 15 | 19 | 22 | 84:94 | 38 |
| 67. |  Newcastle | 26 | 32 | 40 | 106:141 | 37 |
| 68. |  Aston Villa | 37 | 27 | 59 | 158:228 | 37 |
| 69. |  Southampton | 10 | 10 | 16 | 45:55 | 37 |
| 70. |  Liverpool | 31 | 34 | 55 | 144:208 | 35 |
| 71. |  Man. United | 28 | 22 | 51 | 143:181 | 35 |
| 72. |  Chelsea | 25 | 25 | 46 | 105:153 | 35 |
| 73. |  Everton | 30 | 29 | 57 | 144:196 | 34 |
| 74. |  Bournemouth | 2 | 5 | 4 | 9:17 | 33 |
| 75. |  Plymouth | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8:9 | 33 |
| 76. |  Burton | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4:4 | 33 |
| 77. |  Crewe | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2:2 | 33 |
| 78. |  Arsenal | 26 | 31 | 59 | 133:231 | 31 |
| 79. |  Bradford PA | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5:12 | 22 |
| 80. |  Newport County | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:3 | 17 |
Die Quote stellt die prozentual erreichten Punkte dar.
Gesamtbilanz gegen Mannschaften aus England
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Meine Tochter, meine Frau haben mir zugeraten, haben gesagt: Wir kriegen das hin, wir machen das. Und dann hat Cando zweimal gebellt und dann war das Ding in trockenen Tüchern.
— Jupp Heynckes bei seiner Vorstellungs-PK am 09.10.2017 über die finale Entscheidungsfindung in Sachen Engagement als Bayern-Trainer und die Rolle von Schäferhund Cando