Paul Alcock - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Nottingham Forest | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Manchester City | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
 | Newcastle United | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | West Ham United | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Queens Park Rangers | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | Bolton Wanderers | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Everton | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
 | FC Liverpool | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Aston Villa | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Coventry City | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | Manchester United | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Milton Keynes Dons | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
 | Sheffield Wednesday | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Tottenham Hotspur | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Leeds United | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Middlesbrough | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Arsenal | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Blackburn Rovers | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 1 | 13 | 6 | 13 | 45 | 5 | 1 | 32 | |
Wenn ich mir den Wayne Rooney so ansehe, würde ich mir an Paul Gascoignes Stelle noch mal meine Frauenbekanntschaften vor 19 Jahren anschauen.
— Hans Meyer