Patrick Mewes - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | BV Cloppenburg 1919 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
 | SC Weiche Flensburg 08 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 8 |
 | VfB Lübeck | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | FC St. Pauli II | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
 | BSV Rehden | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
 | Lüneburger SK Hansa | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
 | Eintracht Norderstedt | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
 | Goslarer SC 08 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
 | SV Drochtersen/Assel | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
 | VfL Wolfsburg II | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | SV Wilhelmshaven | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | SV Meppen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
 | FT Braunschweig | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
 | Hamburger SV II | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | SV Werder Bremen II | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | VfV Borussia 06 Hildesheim | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | SV Eichede | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | Victoria Hamburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | VfR Neumünster 1910 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | TSV Havelse | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig II | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | VfL Oldenburg | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
 | FC Oberneuland 1948 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Altonaer FC 93 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Holstein Kiel II | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Holstein Kiel | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Hannover 96 II | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Eutin 08 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SSV Jeddeloh | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 20 | 35 | 32 | 35 | 211 | 9 | 11 | 102 | |
Die haben viereckige Füße. Das sind Robocops.
— Diego Armando Maradona über Norwegen bei der WM 1998